Would you wallow in…

Ever taken a plunge into a sea of orchids? Have you swam in a pond of water Lillie’s? Would you cut a fresh cucumber and rub your body with it? Most normal folks would answer No to each of these questions. Then why, pray tell, would anyone want to use hand soap or bathe in lotion that smelt like these items?

You can clean yourself from a bottle of botanical gardens. Shucks, why not. This way ever honey bee in the county will be buzzing your way.

I’m thinking I’ll get a jug of soap that smells like pit lane from NASCAR. Think I’ll even bottle some horse sweat for that wilderness aroma. Wanta join me?


About Hoss

Married w/ 1 daughter & 3 step-children . Ordained minister. I do supply preaching every opportunity I get. Currently employed in a state prison system. Wife & I own a flower shop in a nearby city. I am approaching my late 50's, although I certainly don't look like it.
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